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All Rise...Judge David Johnson likes his martinis neither shaken nor stirred. He likes them frozen and made into popsicles. Editor's NoteOur reviews of Die Another Day (published June 3rd, 2003), Die Another Day (Blu-Ray) (published October 29th, 2008), Licence To Kill (published October 22nd, 1999), Licence To Kill (Blu-Ray) (published May 29th, 2009), The Spy Who Loved Me (published May 25th, 2000), Thunderball (published November 18th, 1999), Thunderball (Blu-Ray) (published November 7th, 2008), and A View To A Kill (published October 16th, 2000) are also available. The Charge"Bon appetit." Opening StatementThe mother of all Bond DVD releases (one would hope) gets its second installment. All you need to know is three words: Del. Toro. Grinder. Facts of the CaseHaving consumed and enjoyed James Bond Ultimate Collection (Volume 3), it is time now to turn to the second installment in the superb four-part treatment of the world's most popular action icon. Once again, all manner of Bond is represented in this eclectic offering, bringing you The Original (Sean Connery, Thunderball), The Suave Elder Statesman (Roger Moore, A View to a Kill, The Spy Who Loved Me), The Slickster (Pierce Brosnan, Die Another Day) and The Bad-Ass Mofo (Timothy Dalton, Licence to Kill). The EvidenceThunderball The Mission The Debriefing This adventure is quite entertaining, beginning with the spirited brawl between Bond and a cross-dresser, culminating in the iconic jetpack blast-off. That last bit seems a bit hokey in these Bond days of invisible cars and satellite laser beams, but I have yet to see someone so effectively pummel a man in a dress. Thunderball doesn't have Bond jet-setting around the globe much as he pretty much parks it in Nassau, but the Bahamas prove to be a good setting for shenanigans like rolling around in the sand with a bikini-clad hottie, eluding sharks while deep-sea diving and shooting spears into bad guys. That last one…oh yeah. So many spears. The climactic, underwater battle scene is marvelous, with so much happening on the screen, it's tough to follow. The action is well-choreographed and lengthy, and segues nicely into the big fight on the out-of-control yacht, which is hurt slightly by the blatant projection work. All in all, a great Bond flick, and one my favorite Connery gigs. The Intel Quality of Main Bad Guy's Demise The Spy Who Loved Me The Mission Teaming up with XXX (Barbara Bach), the KGB equivalent of a 00, Bond investigates Stromberg's dealings, and soon finds himself grappling with the metal-mouthed giant Jaws and a host of gun-toting villains. The Debriefing Here's what bugged me about the film: a) the pacing dragged, b) the Bond girl sucked, and c) Jaws began his journey toward self-parody. Though the big finale was loaded with gunfights and grenades and explosions and even a shark, the action stalled, and the entire boat-raid sequence went on too long. Leaner and meaner would have been more effective. Secondly, Barbara Bach. No doubt the girl's a looker, but has there been a more listless Bond girl? None spring to mind. Well, maybe Jill Masterson after her gold dip. Finally, Jaws, an arch-villain who debuted here with promise but one day ended up on space-station with the girl from the Swiss Miss packages. His brouhaha with the shark is a harbinger of what's to come. The rest of the flick is good, though, and Moore manages to suppress the smirking self-awareness that would creep into his other Bond performances. His dispatching of the bad guy in Cairo is a vintage cold-ass Bond execution and I liked his final, understated face-off with Stromberg. The action highlight of the film happens during the pre-credits sequence when a killer ski sequence is capped by Rick Sylvester's eye-popping parachute drop. The Intel Quality of Main Bad Guy's Demise A View to a Kill The Mission The Debriefing Also, Roger Moore is in his 60s during this film, and besides the awkward connotations of him snogging a woman who could be his granddaughter, his physical presence is considerably more…er…rickety than in other Bond films. Granted Moore was never the bad-ass Bond, nor was he brought on to be, but the guy was just pushing it too far in this movie. And save for Walken, the rest of the cast was weak. Tanya Roberts had the trashy 80s look going, but worked primarily in clueless, damsel-in-distress mode (the girl was abducted by a gigantic blimp for Pete's sake). Grace Jones makes for a typical unorthodox back-up heavy, but she has the on-screen charisma of a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot. The Intel Quality of Main Bad Guy's Demise Licence to Kill The Mission Before he finally exacts his revenge, Bond will toss a guy into a drawer full of maggots, electrocute someone with an electric heel, water-ski behind an airplane, shoot some sucker with a harpoon gun, facilitate one of the bloodiest deaths in James Bond history (Anthony Zerbe's adventures in a decompression chamber), feed Benicio del Toro to a cocaine grinder, pop a wheelie in a semi, and mug Wayne Newton. The Debriefing In a way, Licence to Kill embodies much of the 80s excess that characterized action movies in the era and separates itself from Bond conventions. The violence is overblown and flirts mightily with an R-rating (the decompression chamber sequence is particularly grisly), Dalton's Bond is easily the least suave of anyone to don the tuxedo (except for maybe Lazenby), sex takes a back seat to cold-ass revenge and the big heavy is a coke dealer. Yet it is precisely this change of tone and pace that has enamored me and other Dalton brethren to the film. For some the action-movie-first-Bond-movie-second approach can be alienating, but those I have talked to that are familiar with the Fleming's novels (alas, I have not read any), claim that Dalton's portrayal is closest to the literary Bond. That's all well and good, but at the end of the day, Licence to Kill rocks so hard because it's so hardcore. The Intel Quality of Main Bad Guy's Demise Die Another Day The Mission As the adventure unfolds, Bond meets Jinx (Halle Berry), an elite CIA operative who's on the same mission to nail Zao. After a sprinkling of fornication and gunfire, the two agents part ways and Bond's investigation leads him to Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens), an enigmatic billionaire who's launched a satellite into space that can redirect sunlight. Bond discovers more about Graves's intentions at his palatial igloo. Space lasers and tidal wave surfing commence. The Debriefing The characters are mixed. Brosnan does his Bond thing with suitable efficiency and, before turning into Vin Diesel's XXX, did some good stuff with a tortured, vulnerable and eventually vengeance-driven 007. Stephens blows out his villainous dialogue until the big finale where that moronic Robocop suit he's outfitted in steals his scenes, and Rosamund Pike is a pro as the morally ambiguous but wholly alluring Miranda Frost. The movie very nearly self-destructs whenever Berry takes the sate, however. The girl just is not an action star. She doesn't have the presence or the delivery (her girl-on-girl fight at the climax is eclipsed in its ineptitude by her smarmy one-liner after dispatching her foe). Tensions with Iran and starving children all around the world give reason to lament, but at least the rumored Jinx movie was axed, so that's one thing we can all take comfort in. The Intel Quality of Main Bad Guy's Demise A Note About the Special Features All the extras from prior releases are accounted for and a generous helping of never-before seen material supplements the old stuff. These sets just ooze craftsmanship, from the attractive front ends to the menu system to the content itself—I may just have to think that indeed these are the be-all and end-all of Bond DVD releases. Closing StatementAnother awesome set from the good lads at Fox. More 007 booty than you can shake a harpoon gun at and technical treatments of the films that will more than satiate those of you sitting on the HD fence. The films look and sound that good. The VerdictBuy this set or Grace Jones will punch you in the face. Give us your feedback!Did we give James Bond Ultimate Edition (Volume 2) a fair trial? yes / no Other Reviews You Might Enjoy
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