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End of the Line.

What do YOU take for insomnia?

The end.

Let’s Ride!

“Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.”

Everyone has a blind spot. What’s yours?

Outback Irish.

I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean, look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay, pigs don’t mate for life. I mean, a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that’s good at sports!

Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?

“I respect that you don’t eat meat. Please respect that I don’t eat fake meat.”