“Life is a beastly mess.”
The glories of Tchaikovsky and St. Petersburg.
“For you it’s an x-ray. For me, it’s a selfie.”
“You could see a good portion of the population that descends on Las Vegas over a year, and I’m here to tell you we’re in trouble, okay?”
“I can see mine again!”
“I would rather scratch my eye out with a fork…”
A one-of-a-kind experience.
“I have to dance. I kill you later.”
“Window gets an arm rest and a wall, middle gets two arm rests. Aisle gets an arm rest and a little bit of extra leg.”
“I need WiiHab.”
“He’s out there…”
“Hey! It’s Fluffy!”
“One of (Comedy Central’s) 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time.”
Taking Dunham’s comedy to a level so funny, it’s scary!
“I don’t want to frighten you, but if you’re too fat the angels won’t be able to carry you to Heaven.”