“What garbage!” “Well, what do you expect? They’re Canadian!”
“If we don’t hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won’t have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they’ll die.”
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
“How’s your wiener, Cowboy Curtis?”
Texan: What’s your name? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Where are you from? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Do you remember anything? Pee Wee: I remember…the Alamo.
Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe.
“I have nipples, Greg. Would you milk me?”
Nice planet. We’ll take it!
It’s not too big, it’s not too small…it’s Just Write!
Talent isn’t everything.
You can run but you can’t Hydra!
A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.
Where the Stone Age meets the Rock Age!
His story will touch you, even though he can’t.
The battle between the good and the bad is bound to get ugly.
Super sexbots…built to kill!
No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater…than central air!
He was tricky. They were better.
“Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.”
Die, die we all pass away But don’t wear a frown ’cause it’s really okay And you might try and hide And you might try and pray But we all end up the remains of the day
Snooch to the Nooch.
Sex is easy. Love is hard.
“Oh man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!”
Buffy: I hate this. I hate being here. I hate that you have to be here. I hate that there’s evil and I’ve been chosen to fight it. I wish a whole lot of the time that I hadn’t been. I know a lot of you wish I hadn’t been either. This isn’t about wishes. It’s about choices. I believe we can beat this evil. Not when it comes. Now when its army is ready. Now. Tomorrow morning I’m opening the seal. I’m going down into the Hellmouth and I’m finishing this once and for all. Right now you’re asking yourself what makes this different. What makes us more than a bunch of girls being picked off one by one? It’s true. None of you have the power that Faith and I do. So here’s the part where you make a choice…
Do you have any gum?