“As it turns out, I’m in terrible physical shape.” – Amy Townsend
Don’t take my ascot.
I don’t think these guys are getting their deposit back.
No child left behind.
Paging Bad Luck Schleprock
These souls that are stuck between this world and the next should form a support group.
“There is no such thing as an accident; it is fate misnamed.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
“Blackbeard to Whiplash…Assault force is moving to the target early. Request immediate fire support.”