If anyone you know suggests you see this movie, break off all contact with them immediately.
Definition: a quickie wedding that doesn’t involve daddy sportin’ a shotgun as a means of influence.
What if someone thought you faked your own death and made a really lousy documentary about it? You might wanna remain fake dead.
If Bill Nye and Martha Stewart got together to create the ultimate cooking show, their work would’ve resulted in the birth of America’s Test Kitchen.
This movie was lame, but I asked for it.
Lucy: “Give me one good reason Ricky why I can’t be in the show.” Ricky: “Because you have no talent.” Lucy: “Give me another good reason.”
He grunts, He growls, He slurps when He drinks, and He hums in his sleep; I’d want to kill him too.
If you were to die an unfortunate death in an alley somewhere, it would be far less painful than sitting through this movie.