Comedy

Kill Your Friends (Blu-ray)

What is the meaning of life young Stelfox? “To drive your enemies before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.”

The Billy Madison / Happy Gilmore Collection (DVD)

Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

The Big Lebowski (DVD)

“I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.” “Well, there isn’t a literal connection, Dude.” “Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection.”

The Best of Friends: Volume 4 (DVD)

I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean, look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay, pigs don’t mate for life. I mean, a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that’s good at sports!

The Best of Friends: Volume 3 (DVD)

Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?

Sugar and Spice (DVD)

“So that’s why I came forward. I mean, even the kids on the short bus can see all the evidence points toward Diane and the ‘A’ Squad.”

Stuart Little (DVD)

The Little family just got bigger.

State and Main (DVD)

Everybody makes their own fun. If you don’t make it yourself, it ain’t fun. It’s entertainment.

South Park: The Complete Second Season (DVD)

They really have my balls in a Salad Shooter…

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (DVD)

“What garbage!” “Well, what do you expect? They’re Canadian!”

South Park, Volume 5 (DVD)

“If we don’t hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won’t have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they’ll die.”

South Park, Volume 2 (DVD)

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

Pee-Wee’s Playhouse (DVD)

“How’s your wiener, Cowboy Curtis?”

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (DVD)

Texan: What’s your name? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Where are you from? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Do you remember anything? Pee Wee: I remember…the Alamo.

Men In Black: Limited Edition (DVD)

Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe.

Meet the Parents (DVD)

“I have nipples, Greg. Would you milk me?”

Mars Attacks! (DVD)

Nice planet. We’ll take it!

Just Write (DVD)

It’s not too big, it’s not too small…it’s Just Write!

Isn’t She Great (DVD)

Talent isn’t everything.

Hercules (1997) (DVD)

You can run but you can’t Hydra!

Fargo (DVD)

A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.

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