Who are you?
They don’t belong together.
Welcome to the family!
What is the meaning of life young Stelfox? “To drive your enemies before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.”
Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
“I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.” “Well, there isn’t a literal connection, Dude.” “Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection.”
I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean, look at pigs. Let’s take a second here and look at pigs. Okay, pigs don’t mate for life. I mean, a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that’s just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that’s good at sports!
Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two by four?
“So that’s why I came forward. I mean, even the kids on the short bus can see all the evidence points toward Diane and the ‘A’ Squad.”
The Little family just got bigger.
Everybody makes their own fun. If you don’t make it yourself, it ain’t fun. It’s entertainment.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
They really have my balls in a Salad Shooter…
“What garbage!” “Well, what do you expect? They’re Canadian!”
“If we don’t hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won’t have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they’ll die.”
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
“How’s your wiener, Cowboy Curtis?”
Texan: What’s your name? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Where are you from? Pee Wee: I don’t remember. Texan: Do you remember anything? Pee Wee: I remember…the Alamo.
Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe.
“I have nipples, Greg. Would you milk me?”
Nice planet. We’ll take it!
It’s not too big, it’s not too small…it’s Just Write!
Talent isn’t everything.
You can run but you can’t Hydra!
A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.